Deceased Feminists Blast McCain

The Presidential Ghost Daily Tracking Poll for Saturday reveals the still-building anger of female ghosts towards John McCain's pick of former Miss Alaska contestant Sarah Palin as his running mate. For the first time in the poll Democratic candidate Barack Obama is the choice of a majority of deceased spirits by a 48% to 41% margin over Republican candidate McCain.

Peering into the data, the increase in support for Obama is almost entirely due to McCain's loss of deceased women who identify themselves as feminists. Within this group, Obama wins by a remarkable 91% to 3% advantage, with 6% favoring a third party candidate or undecided.

Comment:

"Dear Doc: I contacted the spirit of my deceased mother, who died of complications from diabetes in 1998. She was a staunch Sixties feminist, one of the first coeds at the University of Michigan to go bra less in gym class as well as the lecture hall. When I contacted her during a seance, she was very angry about McCain's selection of Sarah Palin. I took notes and here's the gist of what she said, 'Figuratively speaking, Palin has just become John McCain's third wife. This guy treats women like tissue paper--when they've outlived their usefulness, he tosses them away. His current wife Cindy is verging on senior citizen status, which is morally offensive to a a man of McCain's ilk. For obvious political reasons he can't throw her under the bus, so he's taken the incredibly crafty step of selecting a hot 40-something V.P. who is now obliged to campaign the nation with him side-by-side while Cindy stands in the shadows with a sickly smile on her face.

"'For Cindy McCain's sake--and for the sake of all spurned elderly wives--I hope she does not relapse into her drug addiction. But I'm afraid that the sight of John standing arm-in-arm with Sarah night-after-night will be more than her fragile psyche can bear.

"'As far as Sarah Palin's handsome husband goes, turning him into a virtual cuckold is just a bonus for John McCain's old-school ego. It allows McCain to flatter himself that he can make any man's wife drop her husband like a hot potato--especially if he's a snowmobile mechanic or whatever it is Sarah's husband does for a living.'"

Sarah Palin: McCain's Trophy V.P.

Today's Presidential Ghost Daily Tracking Poll shows hotly divided reaction to John McCain's pick of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. Selection of the 1984 Miss Alaska runner-up and Miss Congeniality winner helped shave McCain's lead over Barack Obama by a whopping eleven points among the ghosts contacted for this survey. McCain now beats Obama 47% to 43%, with selection of the former beauty queen costing him votes among dead women. Deceased women now prefer Obama over McCain 68% to 25%, with 7% undecided.

Selected Comments:

Pro: "That rascal still has in in him. Go John!"

Con: "After McCain's first wife was crippled in an accident, he dumped her for Cindy. Now that Cindy's getting up there in years, I guess John felt it was time for a change--Sarah Palin is John McCain's trophy V.P."

Presidential Ghost Daily Tracking Poll

On the eve of Barack Obama's historic acceptance speech, the Democrat trails Republican candidate John McCain 31% to 58% among deceased spirits contacted during Thursday's Presidential Ghost Daily Tracking Poll. With a margin of error +-3%, this represents essentially no change from Wednesday's results.

Expert Analysis: "America's multi-cultural population now includes many citizens who consult dead relatives for advice on a wide variety of intimate personal matters. If these influential ghosts continue to skew heavily towards McCain, it could spell trouble for Obama on election day."

reported by Doc Paranormal

McCain Enjoys Massive Lead Among Dead Voters

Today's Presidential Ghost Daily Tracking Poll shows that John McCain continues to enjoy an overwhelming lead on the Other Side. In the survey, conducted by volunteer living voters and apolitical psychic mediums, McCain received 61% of the vote and Obama 27%. An additional 12% favored a 3rd part candidate or had no opinion.

Selected quote: "During a seance, I came into contact with a Civil War veteran who passed away in 1883. He refused to say whether he was Union or Confederate, but he supported John McCain and stated that the name Barack Obama sounded like 'a turkey gobbling.'"

Negative NDE #3: Climbs to Safety on Own Entrails!

The frequency of negative NDEs may be greater than mainstream pundits believe. Here's another I just received from reader D.M:

"To make a long story short, after I temporarily died, I was thrown into a darkened pit, cracking my skull on the rough stone floor. As brain matter dribbled down my cheeks, I could feel my intelligence level falling. Realizing I had to act before my I.Q. reached the imbecile level, I looped my own entrails over the branch of a dessicated tree and climbed to safety. Exhausted, I took a deep breath only to choke--it was raining vomit. When I regained consciousness I was back in my dorm room, where I had overdosed on something--I still don't know exactly what."

Negative NDE Case #2

Dear Doc:

You ran a post the other day about a math professor who had a rare negative Near Death Experience. Well, I had one three years ago that has harmed my family life and caused me to need psychiatric treatment for Post-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

It started when I suffered a deadly reaction to medications in a hospital corridor. I felt myself swept away from this world onto a lovely shoreline that was not of this Earth. Two figures approached me--that I quickly recognized as my beloved grandparents who had died many years before. However, as they grew closer, their visages began to change. My grandfather literally became s**t-faced. He hugged and kissed me, burying my face so deeply in his foul "flesh" that I began to choke. It took all of my strength to break his grip only to fall into the clutches of my grandmother, whose entire head now looked and smelled like a water balloon filled with human sewage. Her facial features underwent horrible distortions as the disgusting liquid sloshed about, continuously changing the shape of the balloon.

Suddenly, I was back in the hospital corridor, surrounded by kindly, caring nurses. However, I have not been able to kiss my husband or children since then, fearing that their faces will turn into, yes, s**t.
Maureen

Dear Maureen:

Thanks for sharing your troubling story. I'm sure the thoughts of every reader of this blog are with you.
D.P.

Presidential Ghost Daily Tracking Poll

In response to such organizations as Gallup and Rasmussen, here's today's results of the 2008 Presidential Ghost Daily Tracking Poll: Ghosts contacted for this survey prefer John McCain 58% to 28% over Barack Obama. The remaining 14% voted for a third party candidate or had no opinion.

Selected comment: "I live in Denver and when I contacted my great-great grandfather via an Ouija board handed down to me by him, he said that he supported John McCain because of his POW experience and advanced age."

Negative Near Death Experience?

Dear Doc:

A friend of mine recently survived a bad car crash when she rear-ended a threshing machine that stopped suddenly on a rural road here in Colorado. During the ten minutes it took for emergency workers to arrive on the scene my friend experienced an NDE in which she visited her beloved grandfather in Heaven before returning to Earth. Now, while I'm very happy for her, my perverse nature got me to thinking: Is there such a thing as a negative NDE?
Call Me Weird

Dear Call:

A number of people have reported a negative NDE. One case involved an agnostic math professor named Gerald who became severely ill in his campus office and abruptly stopped breathing. Gerald could feel his spirit leave his body and enter foggy terrain. Suddenly, claw like hands began ripping at his flesh. The hands were ten times larger than the fiends to which they were attached. Before he knew it, Gerald was surrounded by a dozen tiny monstrosities impaling him with their oversized hands. For the first time in his life, Gerald began to pray. The entities howled and recoiled, then slowly slunk away. The next thing Gerald knew, he was back on the floor of his office, with anxious paramedics working frantically to save him. Despite his previous anti religious beliefs, he now knew that someone was watching over him.

2008 Presidential Ghost Poll Announcement

After Labor Day, election season will be in full swing. Every day there will be a new poll from Gallup, CNN, Pew and dozens of other organizations. Most surveys of likely voters indicate at this point that the presidential race is a virtual tie between John McCain and Barack Obama.

But what about our deceased ancestors? Who do they prefer? Don't laugh. A significant number of American voters regularly consult dead relatives about a wide variety of important issues, from relationship problems to where a valuable heirloom ring is hidden. The opinions of the deceased could sway the election.

It is no surprise that many Americans consult the Other Side when deciding on which presidential candidate to vote for. In order to provide a snapshot of how the spirit world is trending, I am asking all parties to participate in the 2008 Presidential Ghost Poll.

To take part, please ask the spirit of a deceased loved one whether they support McCain, Obama or a third party candidate--and why. E-mail the answer to askdocparanormal@gmail.com.

At the end of the week I'll post the results.

RULES: Please poll only deceased relatives. The votes of dead former politicians and once-influential media pundits such as Tim Russert will not be counted. You must be of legal voting age to participate.
Doc Paranormal

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