American Workers To Receive Pay in Form of Lottery Tickets: Soothsayer

American workers will soon be receiving pay envelopes containing lottery tickets instead of paychecks, a soothsayer has found in a seance attended by an Ask Doc Paranormal staffer. According to the soothsayer, wages will fall to the point that by the year 2028, American workers will gladly accept lottery tickets instead of cash--with the hope that they can make ends meet if they "hit the jackpot." And in scenes reminiscent of the hit movie "Slumdog Millionaire" the entire nation will cheer those lucky devils.

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