Saturday, January 10, 2009

Love Potion Alert

Love potions can make someone fall in love--but not necessarily with you. That's the case with some legendary aphrodisiacs that cause an individual to fall head-over-heels in love--but usually with the first person who happens to come into view.

Ancient recipes for love potions call for foods including oysters, cucumbers, bananas and asparagus. Herbs such as mint, mandrake and verbena can also be blended into such traditional drinks.

Scientists are feverishly working on "target specific" love potions containing artificial ingredients. I'll fill you in as more information becomes available.

posted by Doc Paranormal

Friday, January 9, 2009

Another Paranormal Drug Reaction

Note from Doc: Here's another reader e-mail about the woman who claimed that drug use allowed evil entities to enter her body. And that a strong cup of coffee could cause them to flee.

Dear Doc:

"Puh-leeze! If a cup of coffee can get rid of an 'evil entity' or it runs from Depakote, then it's not an evil entity. Instead, the woman's unpleasant 'psychic' experiences are a result of the drugs themselves, as is her heightened brain electrical activity.

"Coffee usually makes people feel better after being high or drunk. This woman didn't return to normal after three days because the so-called entities that attacked her were allergic to Depakote--she improved because three days is about how long it takes the liver to process out the remains of such a drug.

"I agree that breaking down one's defenses with drugs and/or alcohol is not a good idea and that you may indeed invite an unwelcome guest by doing so. But I don't think that's what this woman was experiencing."
Sarah in Columbia, Tennessee

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Paranormal Drug Reaction

Yesterday's post featured an e-mail from reader who claimed that drug use allows evil entities to enter an individual's body and create havoc. Here's a reaction to that letter:

Dear Doc:

"The e-mail on drug use and evil entities was interesting. I agree with the basic thoughts behind it. However, I must take exception to what was said about the prescription medication Depakote (Valproic Acid). Depakote is a prescription medication for those people--such as me--who suffer from bipolar disorder. It is especially good for bipolar individuals who can't take any form of Lithium to control it."
Lydia in L.A.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Drugs and Evil Entities: A Comment

Note from Doc Paranormal: Here's a provocative comment from a reader, presented to you in its entirety:

Dear Doc:

"I would like to comment on the effects of drugs and evil entities, since I have first hand experience in this area. Drugs not only weaken the physical body, but also weaken or inhibit normal brain activity, making it easier for evil entities to set up housekeeping us.

"I have been slipped narcotics several times from being in the wrong place at the wrong time in the presence of the wrong company. I had no knowledge of this fact until it was too late and I was possessed by several evil entities. During these possessions, my physical and mental capacities were not strong enough to ward off these entities, and believe me the experiences were not all pleasant.

"But there are remedies. In one case, I was given Depakote, which is a prescription to help ease drug withdrawal. I returned to normal after three days. I have discovered that another remedy for ridding the body of such entities is black coffee and three hours later, 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda, followed by a well-balanced meal. Prayer doesn't hurt either.

"At a hospital, brain scans that I underwent showed a high level of electromagnetic activity. I also possess the positive psychic gift of dreams that predict when those close to me will be in danger. These are additional reasons why evil entities prefer to assault me. But I love my psychic gift and hope it never leaves me, as it has saved the life of myself, my friends and loved ones on many occasions. Thanks for letting me share!"
Delores in San Angelo, Texas

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Millions of Unread Ann Coulter Books Found Hidden in Warehouse

Note from Doc: Here's an e-mail I received a few minutes ago:

Hi Doc:

"Intrigued by your list of psychic predictions for 2009, I came up with this one in my sleep: 3.7 million never read Ann Coulter books will be discovered in boxes in an abandoned Illinois warehouse. Who purchased the books and who owns the warehouse will never be determined."
Best, Anna in St. Louis

2009's Most Delightful Psychic Predictions #1

Barack Obama is drafted for one game by the Boston Celtics. After scoring a single three-pointer, he retires from professional basketball.
Doc

Curse of the World's Oldest Man

His 123-year-old wife.

Monday, January 5, 2009

And 2009's Most Disturbing Prediction Is...

*The Obama Administration fails to stop severe U.S. economic decline.

*Multi-national forces in Afghanistan fail to defeat Taliban.

Leading to--President Jeb Bush elected 2012.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

2009's Most Disturbing Predictions: #8 of 10

Entrepreneurial environmentalists bring back stagecoach service between Washington, D.C. and Manhattan.

2009's Most Disturbing Predictions: #7 of 10

In support of health care reform, a 437-pound man embarks from Portland, Oregon on a cross-country walk. Nine weeks later and 298-pounds lighter, his dessicated body is found in a dumpster behind a health food store in Knoxville, Tennessee. Foul play is ruled out.

With permission from his family, his remains are moved to an amusement park in nearby Pigeon Forge, where he becomes a minor tourist attraction.

Doc
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